Okay, so one of my favorite advertising campaigns ever were the Budweiser Real Men of Genius commercials. They came out when I was in High School, and the instant popularity the ads gained with me and my friends is really odd considering 1) we didn’t drink (and you shouldn’t either young adult readers) and 2) when I did get old enough to drink, I still wouldn’t touch beer with a 10 foot pole.

But I digress. I had a friend who would make up songs set to the real men of genius tune about every day heroes and random objects. He’s probably why we found these ads so funny.

But anyway, I can imagine Charon coming up with random songs like this to describe the judges and the other essential Underworld faculty that didn’t get as much “screen time.”