Tonsillectomy Master Post

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Two years ago, my tonsils were taken out, and I blogged about it. Extensively. Why? Well, when I’m worried about something, I deal with it by researching the thing that bothers me to death. When I was pregnant with my daughter, I  read every book on pregnancy and every blog I could find. I took every class offered. It’s how I coped with the terrifying unknown.

There wasn’t much out there on grown-ups getting their tonsils taken out, so I decided to chronicle my recovery so other people like me would have at least a little something more. And man, am I glad I did, because now it’s my daughter’s turn to get her tonsils removed. I’ve been reading over my old post, trying to figure out what to expect and what to buy before tomorrow morning.

That’s when I discovered it’s really hard to navigate old posts. So I’m putting all the posts here in one easy to click on place.

Mostly for my benefit, but hey, it might help someone else out, too. I’ll also be blogging about Bella’s procedure and recovery and adding those links to this posts as I go along. That’ll make it easy to compare and contrast for anyone wondering about the differences in recovery between adult and child.

Adult Tonsillectomy 

The day of the surgery

Day 2

Tonsillectomy Day 3

Tonsillectomy Day 4 and 5

Stopped blogging at this point because all the updates were basically the exact same (throat sore but tolerable in slightly lesser increments) until…

Recovery from Tonsillectomy (Day 11)

 

Child Tonsillectomy

The day of the surgery

Recovery day one and two

Recovery day 3-10

 

Writing on Wednesday: Immortal’s Spring

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Writers read, so on occasion, my Wednesday writing blogs are going to have book reviews. I don’t review books on my blog often, but I started this series before I adopted that policy and it didn’t feel right now to finish the reviews for such a riveting series. My previous reviews from this series are on the blog, as well as guest posts from the author. Check them out.

Molly Ringle does it again with Immortal’s Spring. This riveting conclusion to her Chrysomelia series had me awake till the wee hours of the morning because I just could not put it down. She did such a great job handling a tangled web of story lines, both in present times and in the past. And she handled the delicate line authors walk when dealing with horrific and crippling grief in a way that didn’t make me want to strangle the character or get annoyed at the author for underplaying it. Her attention to relationships, the ins and outs of friendship, true love, romance, and sister/daughter/motherhood? (it’s really complicated) is really commendable.

As a mythology writer myself, I really appreciate her attention to detail. It’s great fun to read someone else’s take on the convoluted world of mythology. I absolutely recommend Ringle’s series if you enjoyed The Daughters of Zeus series.

Molly Ringle Presents Poseidon and Ares

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Molly Ringle is back, promoting the third book in her trilogy, Immortal’s Spring! Check it out on amazon now! 

Thanks for having me back, Kaitlin!

Probably the coolest thing for me about reading Kaitlin’s series (and Rick Riordan’s, and others based on myth) is finding the common cores that we’ve each kept inside each of these famous characters, even if we’ve fleshed them out in different directions. This week on that subject: Poseidon and Ares.

As god of the sea, Poseidon has dominion over marine life, waves, and tides, but can also cause storms and earthquakes (because the sea “holds” the earth, is how one interpretation explains it). Also, surprisingly for a sea god, he created horses and has a special affinity with them.

For the ancient Greeks, surrounded by the Mediterranean on nearly all sides, the sea was of gigantic importance, both in good ways and bad. It gave them plentiful food, immense beauty, and a route to far-off countries. But it also sank ships and drowned people, destroyed cities with tsunamis, and provided a way for invaders to sail right in and start attacking. All things considered, it’s easy to see why Poseidon (or indeed, any god) was viewed as someone both beneficent and dangerous.

The gods in my series (Persephone’s Orchard, Underworld’s Daughter, and Immortal’s Spring) are more human-scale than in the myths. My Poseidon, we learn in Immortal’s Spring, does wield a fair amount of water magic—he can topple enemy boats with waves, and swim pretty much endlessly—but he can’t cause earthquakes or storms, nor can he breathe underwater. Still, he realizes his abilities would make him an asset in sea wars, and knows the ambitious Zeus would pressure him into using his powers for that end, so he keeps his magic hidden from most. One of the only people who knows about it shares the powers herself: Amphitrite, who will eventually become his wife.

The Poseidon in my series is better behaved and more sympathetic on the whole than his counterpart in Kaitlin’s series, but we flipped sides when it came to Ares. He’s basically one of the villains in my series—the arrogant, bloodthirsty god of war who has a tendency to make terrible decisions, usually involving violence. Plenty of myths show him in this light too, so it made him handy when I needed an immortal to do facepalm-worthy things. In Kaitlin’s series he’s appealingly gentle-hearted under his mandated god-of-war duties, and I came to like him quite soon, which was a fun surprise.

But something Kaitlin, the myths, and I agree upon is that if there’s anything that softens Ares’ heart (and therefore might soften him in our eyes), it’s his love for Aphrodite. It’s a strange but rather beautiful pairing: the goddess of love and the god of war, who have in mythology an ongoing passionate relationship. What does that say about humanity, do you think? Or about love, or about war?

Perhaps we can take heart that in mythology, Aphrodite and Ares produce a daughter: Harmonia, the goddess of harmony. So if the dangerous passions of love and war can be brought together to produce the spirit of harmony, maybe there is hope for us all. That said, Harmonia in her own marriage, along with her descendants, did not enjoy entirely peaceful lives…but that’s a myth for another day.

Fave Friday: Zombies Run Radio Mode

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I love Zombies Run. It’s by far the best running app out there. I’ve been a fan since they launched the premise on kickstarter (my name is in the survivor’s log, you know.)The story is great, the premise is entertaining, and I mean, come on. Zombies! You can read my review on the app and the 5k training app here.

Weirdly, Zombies Run is one of the top search terms leading people to my site, so in an effort to help out my fellow runners, I’m going to answer a question that’s gone unanswered on their facebook page and yahoo ask, and the zombies run wiki.

How long is radio mode?

First, I emailed the question to the support staff. Here was their answer.

Hi Kaitlin,

Thanks for getting back in touch.

I’m afraid we don’t have any hard and fast data on how long each Season of Radio Mode is, so I can only give you estimates. Seasons 2 and 3 are the longest, whereas Season 1 and 4 are of about equal length and shorter than Seasons 2 and 3. Currently Season 5 can be completed in between 1-2 hours, but this will increase once we add more clips.

There are approximately 8 hours total of Radio Mode content for Seasons 2 and 3, but that is an estimate on the low side, and also doesn’t account for the 2 minute gaps in between each clip. You would need to at least double this, probably treble it, to get the true length of Radio Mode when played through the app. Seasons 1 and 4 are about half that length, so roughly 4 hours uninterrupted, as a conservative estimate.

I hope that answers your question. If there’s anything else I can help with then please let me know.

All the best,

Lou

I’m really grateful to Lou for getting back to me, and that information was more than I had before, but if you’re like me, that’s not enough. I finished a season a few weeks ago and in the gap, I started listening to radio mode during my runs. But, I didn’t want it to end in the middle of my run. But with this answer, I was confident enough to get started knowing there would be many missions worth of content. Because of that, I can provide a more detailed answer. At least for season 1.

Quick review of season 1 Radio Mode. It’s not as motivating as the actual missions. No one is telling me to run faster or harder and no one’s dying. Earlier in the season, there were a lot of clips that were basically “That was a great song. Here’s the next one.” But  as the season found its stride,  I laughed out loud listening more than once (the sports bra quip was the best). Laughing is super awkward when you’re running, by the way. I enjoyed the stories toward the end and getting to know Jack and Eugine even better. Definitely listen if you’re a fan. No materials, but still worth the listen.

Stats:

Season 1 radio mode lasted for 10 thirty-minute (estimated time, sometimes I went longer if a clip was still going, and today the actual radio mode ended at 29 minutes.) runs if you set it to 2 minutes between clips. I used an external music player, so my songs didn’t factor into that. Each run started and ended with a clip. I’ll break it down into more detail below. Hope this helps!

Run 1: 30:03 Minutes. 11 Clips Included: Testing; The Major Won’t Be Happy; Stay Away; Update Your Maps; More Music, More Chat; Pretentious; Technical Difficulties; Radio Abel Is Off Air; Getting Some Air; Public Service Content;

Run 2: 32:25 Minutes. 11 Clips Included: Misting Up; Happening Tune; Stay Safe; Reminders of Home; Small Caliber; Flashing the Quad; Tips from the Road; Quiet Is Key;  In a Post-Civilization World; Terrible B.O; Not Anymore.

Run 3: 30:29 Minutes. 10 Clips Included: Balanced Diet; Touch it And See; Zee-Bay; Clean, Dry Feet; Pretty Addictive; Drop Us a Line; Network Recovery Effort; ROFFLENET; Totally Moronic; Cool Story.

Run 4: 30:04 Minutes. 9 Clips Included: The Well Has Run Dry; Call For Equipment; Eugene’s Choice; Sing Along, Fever Dreams; Paging Dr. Freud; Full Upgrade; Robot Radio Abel; Priorities; Useful Starting Location.

Run 5: 35:29 Minutes. 11 Clips Included: Think Big; Thursday!; Indulgences; Money Where Your Mouth Is; Abel Minds; What are You Thankful For; What’s Your Weapon; Hopes for the Future; To the Doctor!; Water, Food, Fuel; Find It, Filter It, Boil It.

Run 6: 30:07 Minutes (The saddest/sweetest radio mode mission). 9 Clips Included:Committed to Your Entertainment; Brain Freeze; Tim Vine Jokes; A Mess Without You; Phreatic Aquifer; Thrunners; Emotionally Open Individual; No More Spam; Martyr

Run 7: 30:17 Minutes (The funniest radio mode mission). 9 Clips Included: Like You’ll Ever Forget; Alright; If You Want to Live; Martin!; Tyresias; Ben? Ben!; Father Michael; I Will Share My Evidence; Be Wary;

Run 8: 30:03 Minutes. 8 Clips Included: Erase You From My Mind;  Very Exciting; CookBook; Apology Song; Be Careful!; Survival Tips; Spatter; Standards; Mud.

Run 9: 30:36 Minutes. 11 Clips Included: Ear Present; A Mixed Bag; Twice a Day!; Eye Candy; Squidlet; No More Sports Bras; Ring; Resurrection; Brock Samson; Stay Strong; Lady Cluck.

Run 10: 29:00 Minutes of Radio Mode, 1 minute of music at the end. 6 Clips Included: Dark; This Zombie Life; This Zombie Life; This Zombie Life; This Zombie Life; This Zombie Life. ^ Not a typo, that’ what they were all called because it was the continuation of a story. Made for a great run.

So there you have it.95 Clips coming in at 300 minutes in total (though that will vary because a new clip starts every time you start and the spacing isn’t consistent). I hope this helps anyone with the same questions I had.

 

Writing on Wednesday: Snowflake Step 6

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For step six of the snowflake method, you return to the one page plot synopsis and expand it into a four page synopsis. To do that, take each paragraph in your one page synopsis and expand it to one page. This is a great place to let all the frustration you might have felt trying to boil the novel down to one page release. Here you can add many of the details.

I’m not going to post my four page summary for Persephone here, because spoilers, and hello, space. But since I’ve already shown how I expanded one line into one paragraph, I can show that one paragraph’s expanse into a page. I’m going to be doing the second sentence/paragraph because paragraph/page one would basically be background and set up, and that’s a bit easier to come by.

Spoiler warning for Persephone ahead.

Sentence 2 from one paragraph summary: When Boreas, the god of Winter, attempts to whisk her away to a not so winter wonderland, she’s rescued by Hades and offered refuge in the Underworld.

Paragraph 2 from one page summary: Persephone thinks her mom has lost her mind. She runs away to her friends house only to discover that her best friend is also in on the secret. Before Persephone can process that they might actually be telling the truth, she’s attacked by a season. Boreas, the god of winter, has his eye on Persephone and now he wants to whisk her away to a not so winter wonderland. She’s rescued from the serial rapist by Hades, Lord of the Underworld, and offered refuge in the Underworld until the end of winter. The catch? He has to marry her to take her there.

So now, do the same thing. Break this paragraph down into sentences and turn each of those sentences into a paragraph. So let’s do that with Persephone thinks her mom has lost her mind.

Persephone’s mom starts spouting off insanity about being the goddess Demeter and Persephone herself being a daughter of Zeus. Assuming her mom is hysterical, Persephone plays along by asking logical questions to get her mom to realize how crazy she sounds so she’ll snap out of it. But when her mother answers her questions with a deadly certainty, Persephone realizes her mother legitimately believes they are gods. Persephone is considering googling the local mental hospital when her mother starts talking about taking Persephone’s priestess and best friend and skipping town. That’s when Persephone realizes her mother’s delusions could turn dangerous.

This progresses neatly into paragraph two. Persephone runs away to Melissa’s house to warn her, and discovers Melissa was already in on the secret. Now could the above sentence be better? Absolutely. I could use the word when about a billion times less. The construction isn’t great. If I ever sent that paragraph as part of an expanded synopsis in a query package, I’d absolutely go over it and smooth it out. But for my drafting purposes it tells me Persephone’s feelings and the events that are happening sequentially. Writing a scene from the information in that paragraph would be easy. It’s just more expanding.

Tune in next week for more of the snowflake!

 

 

 

 

Happy Summer Solstice!

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Today is the longest day of the year. The sun is the highest it will be in the sky, and as of today it’s officially summer. Now, I don’t know about where you guys are, but here, it’s hot! And it’s been hot for a while, so this isn’t so much the start of summer for me. It’s just another summer day. An extra long, extra hot summer day. So I’m taking my little one and heading to the splash pad. And I suggest you do the same.

Enjoy the summer!

Orlando

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Looking for another way to take action? The creator of this design is selling t-shirts to benefit the victims here.

I’ve been pretty quiet about the events in Orlando because I was at a loss for words. Literally. I’ve used them all. There has been so much anger and hate and violence taking lives that even my most heartfelt of sentiments ring hollow. Be assured, Orlando is in my thoughts and prayers, but if this shooting taught me anything it’s that thoughts and prayers pale compared to action. And if #holdthefloor was any indication, I’m not the only one who has learned that lesson over the past few years.

From now on, instead of wasting another moment on words when these kinds of things happen, I’m going to post ways to take action.

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Other Ways to Help Orlando Shooting Victims and Their Families

Jet Blue is offering free flights for the families or domestic partners of victims. 

Every day I’m seeing more outreach for the victims in Orlando. If you see anything I’ve missed, post them in the comments here.

 

Writing on Wednesday: The Snowflake Step 5

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Step five of the snowflake method is to write a character synopsis for each character in the book. Major characters get one page, minor get half a page. This builds on step three. To get the most out of this part of the snowflake, I suggest writing each one from the character’s point of view, as if they were recapping events. This help builds the character’s voice and tells you really useful things like what minor characters were doing while they were off screen for major chunks of the book. This step right here was probably the most useful step in drafting Aphrodite 3–Untitled, because I had so many characters to keep track of and their different interpretation on events impacted the plot in a big way.

Here’s an example of a character synopsis from a fairly minor character in Aphrodite 3– Untitled. I’m only including the first two paragraphs to avoid spoilers, but this should give you an idea.

Now, this is not my best writing ever, or particularly good. This drafting was purely for my benefit, so it hasn’t been polished or made pretty.

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I have nothing against Persephone as a person, but I don’t trust her as a leader. I advise her, push her, and outright bully her to take a more extreme stance against the demigods, sensing her hesitation to do anything that could endanger Hades or make her responsible for lost lives. I thought she was being weak.

When I meet up with Aphrodite and Medea in the dreamscape, I give Aphrodite advice and am pleased to see how far she’s come, though she still has Persephone up on a pedestal. Even Poseidon seems to worship the very ground Persephone walks on. I also get a feel for Medea and realize she’s a very broken, very unstable young girl. But I think we can help her. Furthermore, I think we should……

 

 

Mythology Monday: The Argonauts Returned Home

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**Spoiler warning for anyone who has not read Aphrodite. Also, very rough draft from Love and War**

“SURPRISE!” A wave of voices burst from a sea of golden people crammed into the tiny space.

Ares’s hand steadied me when I jerked back in surprise. “I swore I wouldn’t spoil the surprise,” he murmured in apology.

“Look at her face,” Medea beamed. “She had no idea.”

“Uh, this is…Wow!” I glanced around the room, speechless. A tacky banner hung over the floor to ceiling windows on the back wall proclaimed “Welcome Home Elise!” “Thank you.”

Jason walked to the front of the crowd, a broad smile on his face. “We figured you deserved a hero’s welcome. This is Otrera,” he beckoned to a slim, golden girl. “And Glauce,” he motioned another girl forward.

“So nice to finally meet you,” Glauce gushed, shaking my hand.

“Hi,” Otrera said with an awkward smile.

A lanky boy whose golden features were the only thing going for him shouldered his way up to the front of the crowd. “I’m Deucalion.”

“Nestor,” another interrupted.

“Idas!”

The names just kept coming in an overwhelming cacophony of noise until one smooth voice interjected with a “We’ve met.”

“Narcissus.” My heart stuttered in my chest, skin going cold despite the pleasant temperature of the room. He ran Adonis’s modeling agency, but not Elise’s. The demigod, apparently one of the leaders of DAMNED, had been on the cruise, we’d even had dinner together.

“I’m glad to see you two here.” He clasped Ares’s hand in a firm shake.

“Glad to see you,” a familiar voice echoed from behind him. Narcissus’s assistant was never far from him.

“Where were you?” Ares demanded. “We tried to find—”

“Tantalus teleported me to the island. He was convinced there were gods on board trying to take my place using glamours.” Narcissus shrugged, batting a balloon away from his face. “I never saw hide nor hair of anyone other than the redhead, and she was in no shape to do any harm. But better safe than sorry.”

“So you just left us behind?” I crossed my arms.

Suddenly the party guests became very interested in the snack table set up on the other side of the room.

Narcissus had the grace to look ashamed. “I assumed he’d get you two next.”

“Well, you weren’t wrong.” I forced a smile to my face.

“I had no idea he would hurt you,” Narcissus said softly. “I am sorry about that.” He glanced around as if hoping someone would come to his rescue. “Enjoy your party.”

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When the Argonauts returned home, there was a huge celebration, but Jason’s father, Aeson, was too old to come out and see his son, much less dance and drink the night away. So Jason asked Medea a favor. Could she take some years off his life and give them to his father?

Touched, Medea agreed, but at no cost to Jason’s life force. She withdrew the blood from Aeson’s body, added some herbs, then returned the blood back to his veins. (How?! You may ask. I have absolutely no idea. But holy cow!) The old man became energized and youthful again. Elias’s (the evil uncle that sent Jason on the quest to begin with) daughters saw this miracle and wanted the same service for their father, and might have gotten it, had not Pelias been a two-faced liar that refused to give Jason the throne. Instead, Pelias drove Jason and Medea into exile.

The two settled in Corinth and had two children. Medea, remembering the girl’s interest reached out to them and offered to teach them the secret of restoring vitality out of the “goodness of her heart.” All they had to do was chop their father into pieces then boil them in a caldron of water and herbs. She even demonstrated by turning an old goat into a lamb. Elated, the girls ran home and chopped their father into bits. But the herbs Medea gave them had no magic so Pelias did not come back to life.

Pelius’s son became King and eventually Jason and son attacked, took over the Kingdom, and they all lived happily ever after.

Not! Remember, this is a Greek myth. Tragedy ahead. Tune in next week, for Medea.

B-Fest Appearence

I’m going to be at B-Fest tonight at 7:30 in the Athens Store. If you’re in the area, come on over and check it out.

Event description below:

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Friday at 7:30 PM B-A DAUGHTER OF ZEUS: Meet local author Kaitlin Bevis and get introduced to Persephone, star of her teen fantasy series. Persephone is just an average Athens teenager– goes to Athens Academy, plans to attend UGA when she graduates, hangs out with her friends in Five Points– until she discovers that she is actually the REAL Persephone, a Greek goddess inescapably entwined with Hades, god of the Underworld. If you loved Percy Jackson and are ready for a teen version of life with the gods, this is the series for you. Perfect for fans of The Goddess Test Series by Aimee Carter. All four books of the series will be available for sale and signing by the author. Wear your toga!